Ah Beng lame jokes =P

I shall bring some "lame" laughter to my blog...

Gonna share a few Ah Beng jokes to you all =)



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Flight Time

Ah Beng wanted to find out how long it will take to fly from Kuala Lumpur to Tokyo. So he calls up AirAsia and asked, "Sir, can you please tell me how long it takes to fly from KL to Tokyo?" The AirAsia staff replied, "Just a minute". Ah Beng replied, "WOW!!! That is fast! Thank you very much!." and hangs up the phone.

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Computer "Help" Button

Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it when he encountered some problems. He decided to use the "help" command after some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.

Ah Beng: "I pressed the "F1" key for help but it's been over half an hour and still nobody has come to help. ???"

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Is Ah Beng smart?

Ah Beng went to a comedy show on Wednesday. The comedian got the whole floor laughing. But Ah Beng had a serious face all through the night. Why didn't Ah Beng laugh?

Ah Beng took 3 days before he could understand the jokes. So he started laughing only on Saturday.

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-THE END-

Hope you all enjoy =)

what i did in class today =)

Although today is a long day with classes...
from 9 - 11, Animation Techniques then 2 - 5, Multimedia Authoring 1.
But I've to say this 2 classes are actually interesting...
Both subjects are learning the same software which is Adobe Flash.
I didn't know Flash was this awesome man!!! ( okay, i sound jakun here =P )


Here are some of the exercises that i did in class today =)
Hope you all will enjoy them...


Animation Techniques








Multimedia Authoring 1

Desktop Publishing's first class

Today was my first class on Desktop Publishing.
Apparently, my lecturer is a young woman
and she speaks very softly and gentle.
But don't play play... heard her expectations/standards on assignments are very high...
I better not take this subject lightly =P haha!

So in the middle of our class, lecturer asked us to do a small exercise by sketching out a trademark/logo that describes ourself.
After we've finished, we're suppose to present(explain) it to the class =)
btw, this class only got 8 students including me... small right?



So this is what i got... =)

"PL" represent my name, Paul Leong. As my passionate and interested in 2 areas. Firstly, is music which you can see a "music note" that connects to the "P". And secondly, is video editing which you can there is like a film clip art that is attach to the "L".


and I've to say the rest of my classmates did very well as well =)

So yea! That's all...
btw, I'm not a good sketcher
but i don't dislike sketching =)



p/s: i think i would love this subject =)
p/ss: i know theres a lot of things to do but i just can't get my hands on them...ROAR!!!

disappointment

just looked at the result board...

guess what...
results weren't as good as expected...
*sob sob* =(



for those who know me long enough,
i used to always say "i pass, i happy d..."



but well,
people really do change...
without noticing it~



and i found out that my expectations for my results are actually very high...




p/s: im okay =)
am freaking going to study my head off for this semester~

Passion Concert

PASSION!!!

just came back from Passion Concert~


people lining up outside waiting for the door to open


people praise and worshiping God


look at the crowd!!!


all i can say is that...
this concert left me speechless~
it was totally awesome!


no offense to planet shakers, if you think planet shakers' concerts are good... this is better~
not saying PS concerts are not good, they're good as well...i would say different styles =)
and different people has different perspective of view =)



Su Ann: wish our band can do this next time...
Paul: yea man~

~guess we shall leave it to God =)


ps:
Paul: can't believe we've finished our first year for diploma
Jonathan: YA WEI~

2nd year of diploma is starting
TOMORROW~!!!
ROAR!!!