Ah Beng lame jokes =P

I shall bring some "lame" laughter to my blog...

Gonna share a few Ah Beng jokes to you all =)



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Flight Time

Ah Beng wanted to find out how long it will take to fly from Kuala Lumpur to Tokyo. So he calls up AirAsia and asked, "Sir, can you please tell me how long it takes to fly from KL to Tokyo?" The AirAsia staff replied, "Just a minute". Ah Beng replied, "WOW!!! That is fast! Thank you very much!." and hangs up the phone.

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Computer "Help" Button

Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it when he encountered some problems. He decided to use the "help" command after some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.

Ah Beng: "I pressed the "F1" key for help but it's been over half an hour and still nobody has come to help. ???"

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Is Ah Beng smart?

Ah Beng went to a comedy show on Wednesday. The comedian got the whole floor laughing. But Ah Beng had a serious face all through the night. Why didn't Ah Beng laugh?

Ah Beng took 3 days before he could understand the jokes. So he started laughing only on Saturday.

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Hope you all enjoy =)